The Angry Magic Duck Brigade

He's angry! He's magic! He's a duck!

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Google ads=awesome

As I type this, the Google-provided ads at the top of the blog are for the Gilmore Girls Season 1 DVDs and hand-carved duck decoys. Schnapps! That's a full night in for this enraged enchanted waterfowl--porn (i.e. digitally enhanced images of the lovely Lorelai Gilmore) and a sex-partner substitute (i.e. a (hopefully lifesize) duck decoy) to warm up my cold, lonely nest. Hooray for Google and their targeted marketing! Wreck-o-nize!

5 Comments:

At August 14, 2004 at 1:28 AM, Blogger jonas wakefield said...

Haha, are you actually getting excited about the Gilmore Girls DVD?!? What kind of man watches that prime time soap opra? Oh man, I love reading your blog because the more I find out about you, the more pathetic you seem - and the more I am entertained. I think this is truly one of the funniest sites around. But don't get flattered, Junior, that wasn't a compliment. For you see, you're not intentionally funny. All your lames jokes don't even manage to bring about a slight chuckle, not even a mild snicker, not even a tiny giggle! No, it's all the times that you talk about your miserable attempt at a life and show your true nerdy self that you come out looking funniest. Your type of humor is more of a laughing AT you rather than laughing WITH you. Anyways, keep putting me in stitches by writing about your geeky obsessions. And I sure hope you enjoy that Felicity Season 3 DVD or whatever it was you were rambling about. Maybe Santa will read your wish list and you'll finally get that Ally McBeal DVD you've been asking for. BOO YA!©

 
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