Blindingly ugly chick bass player

By popular demand:

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Sorry, folks. I had a pic all ready for you, but I chickened out at the last moment because it was too mean. And the chick bass player in question wasn't even "blindingly ugly," just a bit overweight. Far be it from this duck to put down the hefty honeys, especially when they can play bass as well as POST DELETED can. Let it be known that Angry Magic Duck digs chick bass players of all shapes and sizes, and wouldn't throw any of them out of the pond for eating too many crackers.